This place has lost it’s paradise…I guess.
Have I ever been the one to care?
Right…fair enough.
This place has lost it’s paradise…I guess.
Ohhh I’ll get by, or just break people up.
Now now, relationships are fragile here. Be nice.
This place has lost it’s paradise…I guess.
Ahhh, the screaming I missed it…Looks like everyone is in relationships now so you’ll be happy to know I’ll be quiet.
They are, aren’t they? And the few that aren’t seem to be a bit more…anti-social. Or shy, at the very least. Good luck surviving around here without…all that.
This place has lost it’s paradise…I guess.
Ohhh how I’ve missed your attitude. Not really
Right. It’s been quiet without you here, I rather liked it. No screaming in the middle of night, it’s almost peaceful. However…you’ve caught me on a good day, Camille’s being a sweetheart so…it is nice to have you back here to liven the place up.
This place has lost it’s paradise…I guess.
pathetic.
Lost its paradise? Clever.
#my queeeeennn #my beautiful beaaaaaaauuutiful fiaaancee!
But I have enough fast for the both of us, babe! Mhmm! Especially when I’m running around you while you waddle to the kitchen all adorably with your Camille Hill! Whaaat?! Well- I guess we wouldn’t want her to be anti-social or unfriendly, but you’re not anti-social or unfriendly, Jack! You just prefer some people over others. Mhmm. I’ve had to live with thousands of people in my life time so I guess I’m use to it, yknow? Noooonooo! She needs to be… eighty percent you and twenty percent me! She could have your body and my eyes and my tree-climbing, but your perfection. Mhmm. I like that combination.
Well…I guess when you put it like that, you’re pretty right. You’re just lucky Camille Hill slows me down and I can’t catch you when you run around, my love. Baby, there’s like…three people I can put up with. You, my cousin, and that Jasmine girl you like so much. I’m not sure what it is about her, but I’m pretty sure she comes from a planet where anger doesn’t exist and it was impossible to be really Mad Jackrabbit at her. That friend of yours, Aria, was pretty lovely too though. As for everyone else you know…no. And my family doesn’t count. My perfection? You’re crazy, Max. Well…she has to have your smile! And your shoulders. No, wait- that’s awkward, pretend I didn’t say that. And I don’t want her having nice shoulders and have all the boys and girls come after her…no, no way.
(Source: jack-russell)
#my queeeeennn #my beautiful beaaaaaaauuutiful fiaaancee!
Aww! But your waddle is so fucking adorable, babe! And you’re not even past half way yet! Pfft- of course I’m ready, Jack. I’m ready for anything. Plus, I still think it’d be cool to have a bionic arm or hand. Mhmm. Baaaabe… hah! If she turns out like me, she’s going to be an absolute handful… she needs a little Jack in her. Though preferably a lot.
My waddle is awkward and slow, sweetie. And no, absolutely not a lot of Jack in her. Maybe just…the book-loving-ness. But just that, no…unfriendliness or anti-socialness. She can be a little Max that likes books! And she can have…completely irrelevant parts of me. Like…my nose. And my shoulders. But the rest is aaall you.
(Source: jack-russell)
#my queeeeennn #my beautiful beaaaaaaauuutiful fiaaancee!
Perfect, babe! Absolutely perfect! Hah! I bet she would too! I just have to stop Pip from chewing on it so it actually survives until you pezpop Camille! Mhmm, which I still absolutely can’t wait for! I mean… it’s still a long way away, but- still excited, yknow? Camille’s going to be so beautiful… after she gets past her awkward alien phase. Mhmm. And she’ll be squishy! And cute! And just like her beautiful blonde mommy.
Oh yeah, so excited. I’m just…excited to be able to roll over and lay on my stomach again, and maybe not waddle around like a duck. I hope you’re ready for your hand to be completely crushed when the time comes, sweetie. Orrr she can be just like her even more beautiful brunette mama? Just…hopefully not quite as reckless with tree climbing until her bones and muscles are nice and strong.
(Source: jack-russell)
